Newspaper Reporter: ( giving a eulogy for Abe Lotion ) He was our beloved town leader, our supple ship's captain, and lo...

Xavier: A man's fallen! Man down! You heartless rubberneckers sit back in black!

Xavier: People of... What's this town called?

Reporter: Lotion, New Mexico.

Xavier: People of EARTH! I am... What's the dead guy's name?

Reporter: Abraham Lotion.

Xavier: What kind of name is Lotion?!?

Newspaper Reporter: He invented lotion, and founded this sleepy town. We produce Seventy—Percent of the nation's lotion. We're a simple folk, but we get free hot and cold runnin' lotion, so we look great!

Xavier: What eves.