|"Burbury Visitors Center Computer"|
| Season 1, episode 1|
|Quotes:||"What doth life" set my ponder circuits to spirit see beyond their capacity to digitally simulaculate. This is a defcom 5 level system-wide degenerative thought-tastrophe. Tastrophe-tastrophe-tastrophe-tastrophe-tastrophe-tastrophe-tastrophe-tastrophe-tastrophe..."|
A computer that infects Burbury with a virus when Xavier asks it the question "What doth Life?" It appears to be sentient to some degree. The computer eventually starts to turn everything into a wire mesh until Xavier calms it down with a makeshift Shakashuri.