|"Burbury Redneck Woman"|
| Season 1, episode 1|
|Quotes:||Why'd I ever help that freak any... Why'd I ever help that freak any... Why'd I ever help that freak any...|
One of the only Burbury rednecks to be nice to Xavier in the episode What Life D-D-Doth. She tries to be nice to him even when obviously bored by his life stories. Like other characters in the show, she acts confused when she is able to witness Xavier's flashbacks. She calls Xavier "harmless" to the other rednecks even when he clearly isn't so. Xavier infects her with a computer virus, breaks into her home while she takes a shower, hurts her arm when trying to save her from a truck nowhere close to hitting her, kills her dog, and eventually rips her whole right arm off to make a 'Makeshift Shakashuri"