Abraham Lotion is the founder and town leader of Lotion, New Mexico. He also was the man who invented lotion, hence the name of the town. His funeral is seen in "Kharmabionic Lotion". Xavier pretends to channel his spirit and in doing so convinces the townspeople to turn Lotion, NM into a theme park for rich Arabs.

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